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Dipper woke up to the soft sound of electronic music that sounded like it was coming from downstairs in the Mystery Shack. Dipper looked around as everything seemed a lot more grayer, and saw a slightly irate Pacifica stand over his bed, wearing her regular shirt with her white jacket, white pants, and brown cowboy boots. Dipper sat up in bed and scratched his head to find out what was exactly wrong with this current image. Normal days or nights never looked so gray and... Dreamy. "What's happening? Why does everything look so... Odd? And what is that horrible music?" Dipper asked as he got up as Pacifica looked towards the closed door of th

"Are you positive this time the Fireflies won't mind?" Dipper asked as Mabel held up her trusty automatic firefly catcher to go hunting for more bugs. The gang decided to go look at the sunset over the town on one of the nearby cliffs that Dipper's newly repaired car could traverse. While the idea of the sunset itself sounded lovely, Mabel had other plans of grandeur, and soon sucked Bill into her ideas as well. "Absolutely Pine Tree. I made a deal with the Lord of the fireflies and he's totally cool with this... As long as Shooting Star agrees not to catch more than five hundred this time." Bill said with his arms behind his back in a very

Dipper was about to decrypt the greatest secret code in the history of the human world. All he needed to do was misplace one word with another, turn a symbol upside down, and he would gain unlimited knowledge for the rest of his life. Usually, every dream that Dipper had would go this way. Dipper would be dreaming that he was either a great scientist, an expert explorer, or a man who unlocks riddles and saves the world from impending doom. Not like he does that in the real world though. Dipper Pines, now twenty-three in his dream, was in his riddle room in his massive mansion that he lived in with his beautiful wife who was also his wonderful

Dipper was never really that good at sports, and mostly every other physical activity. Pacifica knew this well when she started to date a very uncoordinated and somewhat out of shape guy like Dipper. Pacifica usually played casual sports like tennis or golf when she was rich. But since her falling out with her parents, it has been awfully hard for Pacifica to find a partner in order to play with her competitively. She once played with Mabel, but that soon ended immediately when Mabel started to build sand castles in the sand traps. She tried to play with Bill, but oddly enough he kept making Pacifica's ball disappear and reappear at will. Onc

This is the last recordings of 'Mabel's Awesome Interviews With Amazing People' that was found discarded behind Lazy Susan's dinner. The victims in the scenes were asked the same questions for each other, so we decided to splice together the videos to simulate that both people were asked the questions with each other at the same time. Note we do not know where or when the tapings happened. The video starts with some static and the same cardboard intro card was shown. The familiar applauding could be heard as the cheery intro music plays out. The cardboard is swiftly thrown away and cuts to a shot of Mabel Pines, wearing a sweater with a tie s

"I really wished you didn't take Dippers car." Pacifica said in her jogging outfit as she crossed her arms in major disappointment at Mabel, who single-handedly, with the help of a suave ex-dream demon, wrecked Dippers car. Pacifica managed to keep Mabel's and Bill's dirty giant wreck of a secret, making up a very elaborate excuse as to why Dipper needed to wear a blindfold whenever he walked outside of the Mystery Shack. All Pacifica said was 'You look hot when you're blind' and that pretty much sealed the deal. "Look Sis-sis, I'm sorry! How many more time can I say that I screwed up when we used the sledgehammers? William needed to learn h

Bill slid into his former archenemies prized possessions, a pumpkin colored rusty old car, and took a sigh of relief that he had just passed getting into the car. Now, how to start the infernal contraption was on a whole different page. Mabel was sitting in the passenger's seat of her twin brothers Chrysler as she wore a yellow sweater with a black steering wheel on it. Mabel also wore large pink plastic glasses to better enhance her vision as she would scribble down notes and other tidbits on a giant notepad with a giant pink fuzzy pencil as Bill would drive Dipper's car in a mini driving course that Mabel had set up in a dirt lot that they

Stacks of footage was found nearby Lazy Susan's dinner that was suspiciously dumped into the trash for some unknown reason. What was on all of the three tapes was of the following, strange, awkward, and random. The first video begins with a white piece of cardboard with the words 'Mabel's Awesome Interviews With Amazing People!' scribbled on it. Also on the cardboard were different colored stars and drawn sparkles that came shooting out of the words. An intro with very cheery music was playing in the background as the sound of an audience applauding could also be heard, somewhat drowning out the music. The cardboard intro card was thrown away

"This is one-eyed shape. Repeat this is one-eyed shape. I have my eye on the target... Over." Bill said as he cupped his hands into the shape of a telescope over his eye. Bill and Mabel were right next to each other in the middle of the Northwest mansion as a very rich party was going on while they were in the camouflage of a potted plant. "Roger that one-eyed shape this is cuddly kitten, I have my eyes on the target. Agent Porkers had just dropped off tools of trade in the attic. I repeat, Tools of Trade are in the attic." Mabel said in code to allude to the fact that Mabel's loyal pet pig, Waddles, had just managed to drop off a couple of

Bill was leaning over the counter of the Mystery Shack with his usual angry frown that he adopted over the past weeks while being a human. But as for the plot, Mabel made a deal with Wendy, being that Wendy needed a few day off for a while. In exchange, Wendy would pay for any amounts of Smile Dip Mabel, and Bill would like to have. Being that Wendy had her day off, and Pacifica kept distracting Dipper from cashiering, and since Mabel couldn't be trusted with money without making a small replica of the Mystery Shack with the currency in the register, Bill was the last choice, much to his dismay. In order to have Bill do the deed, Mabel began